"Can I Get Me A Hunting License Here?"
Yesterday, John Kerry took a break from campaigning to "be one of the guys" in Ohio. He borrowed a $3000 hunting outfit, got out his $8000 gun and went hunting with his $1000 dog. Prior to properly attiring himself to be "one of the guys", he had to go and get a hunting license. He, his advisors and his adoring media walked into the shop of a humble purveyer of hunting licenses and Kerry asked, with film running, in his one-of-the-guys voice, "Can I get me a hunting license here?". The gigolo presidential candidate just dissed the husbands of the same swing voter group his lovely wife, Marie Antoinette had dissed the day earlier.
If John Kerry had wanted to take time off from the campaign to "be one of the guys". I would have suggested he don his spats and bowler and gone to Fitz's last Tuesday evening. There nuanced thinking would have met its match in a more honest enviroment. Also John Fitzgerald Kerry would have been introduced to John Fitzgerald "The Jackal". Mr. Kerry would have been bagged.
Hate to be always pointing out errors here, but you chaps need editors. The "F" is for "Forbes". John Kerry is no relation of mine, thank you very much.
Posted by: John Fitzgerald | October 22, 2004 at 03:13 PM
It was meant Fitzgerald as in John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
Posted by: Mrs. Peperium | October 22, 2004 at 03:39 PM
It was meant in..ah...fun. You know fun. It's that thing that's supposed to be...er...you know...fun.
Posted by: Mr. Peperium | October 22, 2004 at 04:09 PM