Wearing Thin

For the record, Hillary Clinton is not as intelligent as everyone one says. Her mental furniture consists of worn-out '60's radicalism and warmed-over '70's feminism. Nor does Mrs. Clinton possess a face that will launch a thousand ships. Indeed, the only truly unique thing about Hillary Rodham is that her ambition outstrips that of her husband.

During the Clinton years it was impossible to flip channels at night without finding someone discussing Bill. Today, it is almost impossible to read the news without a story of Hillary's White House chances in 2008. Last Sunday, when asked about this by Tim Russert on Meet The Press, Joe Klein opined, "Who wouldn't want to go back to the peace and prosperity of The Clinton Years?" Joe's idiotic statement contains all the blindness of Hillary and her minions. But then why should we be surprised? For Hillary and her ilk, the world hasn't changed since their halcyon days at Wellesley and Yale Law School. How could we ever expect something as trivial as September 11, 2001 to intrude upon their collective consciousness?

Hillary Clinton is not fit to be President of the United States. She's fit to be President of Harvard.

Mrs. P

Comments

[Ms. Rodham]

Just wait'll I'm president. I'm gonna ruin your husband's career. Send your kids to a foster home. And get you locked up in a looney bin.

Think I can't do it, hunh? Think again. Think about what I did in Arkansas.

Have a nice day.

[Mrs. Peperium]

You couldn't even keep your hound dog of a husband on the porch at night in Arkansas.

[Madame President]

You're just digging your own grave, sister.

[Monjo]

A face to launch a thousand ships
- does that imply being so ugly the sailors are desperate to escape
or being so beautiful that men would die to protect a woman that wondrous?

[Mrs. Peperium]

It means being so beautiful she'll naturally get votes. Democrats tend to go for attractive candidates rather than qualified ones. It's leftover thinking from the Camelot days of Kennedy. Think John Edwards.