FLG knows that you, dear PP readers, were probably all wondering to yourselves, "Self, what has our heretic-in-residence in been up to lately?"
Great question, PP readers.
And the answer is probably what you guessed -- developing an app to allow people to confess via the iPhone. FLG knows what you are thinking -- You cannot partake in the Sacrament of Penance through a fucking mobile device! Well, that's what the Catholic Church says too.
Party Poopers. Think how much easier an app would be. No need to leave the house. No more scrambling to guess how long it's been since your last confession. Could've even updated your Facebook page automatically.
So, what's FLG going to do next? Well, nobody said anything about an application that would say Hail Marys for you. What? You think they'd say no to that too?
Well, there's always the Episcopalians. Isn't Anything Goes in their hymnal?
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Good authors too who once knew better words,
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose, Anything Goes...