Mrs. P has contacted me to let me know that her internet service is currently down. She has asked me, the Card's wife, to temporarily fill her dainty slingbacks. Which I will be glad to do. What are friends for, after all?
So, let's get started. If any of you have anything --anything at all-- that you've ever wondered about Mrs. P, this is your chance to get the low down. Ask anything. Let your imaginations run wild.
Now hurry, time is of the essence. Mrs. P is likely to be up and running again at any moment and the second that happens, all the truth will be ixnayed.
Does Mrs. P know the price of a gallon of milk?
Posted by: Mitsy Cabot Vanderholt | June 09, 2005 at 09:36 AM
No. But she knows the price of a fifth of gin.
Posted by: the Card's wife | June 09, 2005 at 09:37 AM
What is Mrs. P's real name?
Posted by: G. B. Fitzhugh | June 09, 2005 at 09:38 AM
Wanda Bielkowski.
Posted by: the Card's wife | June 09, 2005 at 09:39 AM
Bow ties? Poetry readings? The New Criterion?
Dear Mrs. C, I gotta know: Why would a swinging chick like Mrs. P marry someone who's gay?
Posted by: Frank Sinatra | June 09, 2005 at 09:49 AM
Dear Mr. Sinatra, I know Mr. P. and Mr. P. is not gay.
Posted by: the Card's wife | June 09, 2005 at 09:52 AM
Makes his own Sangria? Give me a break.
Posted by: Frank Sinatra | June 09, 2005 at 10:05 AM
What is the relationship between Mrs.P and Mr. Soames?
Posted by: Oscar Wilde | June 09, 2005 at 10:07 AM
Just sex.
But in nineteenth century costume.
Posted by: the Card's wife | June 09, 2005 at 10:24 AM
Does Mrs. P really wear cutoffs?
Posted by: Omar the Turk | June 09, 2005 at 10:26 AM
Only for Mr. Soames.
Usually, Mrs. P wears a simple house dress.
(Stockings up or rolled down depending on the heat.)
Posted by: the Card's wife | June 09, 2005 at 10:28 AM
What are you doing to our blog? And more importantly, what are you doing to my wife? How does all this square with our mission statement, to discuss politics and religion in a serious way while gleefully skewering liberals and eviscerating Protestants?
Use one side of one sheet of paper for your answer.
Posted by: Mr. Peperium | June 09, 2005 at 11:11 AM
You've done a pretty good job eviscerating my son. Granted he was never really right in the head since the day he was born but that's beside the point.
You people disgust me more than you disgust John Slawsworthy IV esq.
Posted by: Misspent's Mother | June 09, 2005 at 01:47 PM
I know that wasn't Misspent's Mom. You see now that I'm in charge I can see who 's posting under what name.
Posted by: the Card's wife | June 09, 2005 at 02:02 PM