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July 18, 2006

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Basil Seal

Sorry Mrs. P, but Dolly's are fake too! She also had ribs removed...Look it up, it's true.

Mrs. Peperium

Basil, I'm not surprised to learn you know about these things. Ribs removed - like RuPaul? Dolly's even more of a freak of nature than I originally thought.

Basil Seal

No, like Cher...I think the ribs are removed to slim the waist or something...BTW was young Bertie looking at the young women roller blading, or were you covering his eyes?

Mrs. Peperium

Like Mitsy Cabot Vanderholt, he was watching.

Mitsy Cabot Vanderholt

I will thank you not to employ my name in the furtherance of your vile flirtations. If you and Mr. Seal wish to tease one another with suggestive, thinly veiled promiscuities you will kindly do so without dragging my name through the filth-infested swamp of your lust.

Mrs. Peperium

Flirting? My dear you really must get out more. Women no longer flirt. They have surgery. Just ask Basil.

Basil Seal

Were you flirting? Gad, if only I would have known! No one tells me anything...

Mrs. Peperium

According to Ms. Vanderholt's standards, I was. But we must remember she is of Dutch Reform persuasion and has mistakenly gotten her knickerbockers in a twist.

Mitsy Cabot Vanderholt

You know, my dear, you remind me of my cousin Louise when we were girls.

My Uncle Albert used to take a switch to us girls if and when our behavior reached a point that he considered "quite out of hand."
I only tasted that switch once and I learnt my lesson. The same with my sisters and most of our cousins, but not Louise.

For years we thought Louise must be quite dim to repeatedly behave in a way that we knew well would result in the switch. Imagine our surprise (and disgust) when, years later, we discovered that Louise had misbehaved quite deliberately and in full knowledge that she would be switched. We were horrified to realize that she quite enjoyed it.

Basil Seal

You wouldn't happen to have her address handy, would you?

Mitsy Cabot Vanderholt

You really are a vile man, Mr. Seal. I can just picture you lounging about in some opium den with an inscrutable gaggle of Chinamen lighting your hookah and seeing to your drug-induced whims.

As far as Louise goes, I will only say this: the last I heard she was living in a trailer outside of Sarasota with a man who trains chimpanzees.

Mrs. Peperium

Declarations of *vile man* in a post entitled Vile Bodies? Bravo Ms. Vanderholt for staying on topic. Obviously, the switch was beneficial...

Fiendish

A switch in time saves (cat o')nine.

Debbie

Great post. I can't even imagine the pain of all those surgeries and having ribs removed. I will just stay 'natural'. Hubby loves me like I am.

A 'message'? I hope the Israelis send a true message, we will NOT tolerate Hezbollah (or Hamas) capturing our soldiers and lobbing missiles at our people. Wipe them all out (Hezbollah, not Lebanese) and be done with it once and for all.

I hope you had a great vadation. We did (after spending the first day in an emergency room with a kidney stone, ugh!). Traveled through Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, Michigan, Canada (Ontario), Niagara and Horseshoe Falls, New York, ... back through Ohio, Kentucky, and finally home to Tennessee.

Mrs. Peperium

Debbie, I read your lovely (with the exception of the hospitalization) account of your holiday. It sounds as if you drove right past us and indeed we have driven many of the roads of which you speak. The patriotism on display in this part of the country is much different than on the East Coast. We spent the 4th on a small island in Maine and sadly, there was little celebration of the holiday there other than fireworks. No little parade, bonfire or even family parties. Some families celebrated (mainly the year-round ones) but it used to be that all families celebrated. From our viewpoint, it appeared the people were too disturbed that we are at war to celebrate. We saw more parties in the days that followed.

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