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September 29, 2006

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Mrs. Peperium

Card's wife are you there and who are you? We've once again forgotten your demand to show Wing Commander Sir Basil Seal some love. So let's recap.

Here are the names of his pilot monniker so far:

HamsterHammmer
Piano Playing Hamster Hammer
HamsterCage
The Desert Hamster
Richard Gere
Monocle
Brandy Snifter
Fishnets

I believe we've got the hamster angle covered. Besides, we have to factor in that the Wing Commander may have just put that hamster story up as a red herring. Card's wife, you haven't contributed yet. Do you have any suggestions?

Card's wife

I just don't know what to say.

Mrs. Peperium

Hey, after all that Bond/Rigg stuff yesterday, do you think Fiendish was running around the NYAC last night sporting his tux?

Card's wife

I think I've got it. Do they use a joystick to fly those things?

Mrs. Peperium

JoyBoy?

Card's wife

That's it!

Mrs. Peperium

Nah, he's British, remember? It would be ByJoy.

Mrs. Peperium

Ok, what do we know about Wing Commander? He likes art and he likes good tailoring, right?

How about Boa Brummel?

Card's wife

How about just Art?

Mrs. Peperium

Card's wife, do we have to go to confession?

Card's wife

I'm not getting behind you again this week. I was able to take a two hour nap last week while I waited.

Mrs. Peperium

Well, let's recap. MCNS or Irish Elk came on a said "I don't like the way this is heading." Wing Commander said you and I are looking at things we ought not to be looking at - meaning Pinch's blog where all the guys are clothed, wearing raybans and flying planes... Those two have been posting all their art but they consider what we've been up to as something worse.

Now, I'm a relatively new Catholic and a former Episcopalian so I may not be as upright as the rest of you cradle Catholics.

Card's wife

You know Irish Elk started this whole thing. It's his fault and I'm telling Father Maconochie that it's all his fault (and giving him Irish Elk's web address) that way I can get out of there in time to make my reservation at Dick O'Dows.

Mrs. Peperium

Hear, hear. Don't forget to add that Irish Elk is now posting photos of starlets dressed as nuns.

Okay so should we give up the flyboy, James Bond, art stuff? Perhaps, for the next few weeks Patum Peperium shouldbe a compendium of recipes to atone for our grievious slip of judgement? You can even provide recipes. How about 21 days of our best recipes with absolutely no banter whatsoever allowed? Just a teaspoon of this a tablespoon of that with salt and pepper to suit your tastes?

Mrs. Peperium

We might get more housework done...

Sgt.Fiendish

Harumpf. Dame Diana Rigg is not now, and has never been, a starlet. Accordingly, Irish Elk has not posted photos of startlets dressed as nuns.

Mrs. Peperium

Perhaps. But since you are the Rigg authority, here's a question:

Was she ever a New Yorker?

Sgt.Fiendish

Depends on what the meaning of "lived" is. I her pre-Dame days, Dame Diana Rigg was on Broadway in Abelard and Heloise in 1971. (I can affirm this by direct observation.) She could not possibly have commuted from the UK each day, so I am reasonably sure she was then residing in New York. Whether that would make her a New Yorker is a topic that could get you into a shouting match with a troll or two if you were to visit Mr. Cusack's blog at the moment.

Mrs. Peperium

I saw that the Jackal has returned. He thinks I read Edith Wharton. Hee hee. She's too much of an insufferable malcontent to waste time with. I'm afraid I am who I say I am, my great-great grandfather was who he wa,s and the family firm is still the family firm.

Mrs. Peperium

I believe that a part of Dame Rigg is most definitely a New Yorker. BTW, she usually comes this way every other summer for summer stock in Stratford, Ontario. Perhaps the Card's wife and I should plan a Patum Peperium Dame Rigg Appreciation Party at Rundles as Anatole is in the kitchen there....

http://www.rundlesrestaurant.com/pressmain.html

Read the fourth clipping titled CHEFS D'OEVRES. It's from that New york magazine by the Buckleys. That would be the New York Buckleys that also have homes in Connecticut and Maine....

Wg Cdr Sir Basil Seal, KG GCB GBE MC JP

It was "Hollywood" by the way...

Mrs. Peperium

Roger.

A British Harrier pilot called Hollywood? Shouldn't it have really been Pinewood? Ok...so they called you this because you bore an uncanny likeness to....Sir Arthur Treacher?

Mrs. Peperium

BTW Hollywood, Mr. Elk wins the quiz. He said Richard Gere.

Wg Cdr Sir Basil Seal, KG GCB GBE MC JP

No, Benny Hill...

Mrs. Peperium

I can see it now...Benny and the jets....

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