Voila! This is especially for Mr. Elk. Last Thursday, we learned of Mr. Elk's terrible plight of having no bananas. Well, we've remedied the situation.
(For those who are not aware of Miss Baker's famous act, years ago when I was on the Chiquita account we tried to purchase the full footage of Miss Baker dancing in a Paris jazz club in a skirt fashioned from fresh bananas. Unfortunately we were not successful. If we had been, can you imagine the jump in the popularity of bananas?)
Mrs. P
Magnifique!
(Edited. The link to a photgraph of a topless Josephine Baker has been removed - google up red hot jazz + josephine baker to see what Mr. Elk likes to see.)
Posted by: MCNS | October 01, 2006 at 03:45 PM
Or should I have said Very Appealing?
Posted by: MCNS | October 01, 2006 at 03:46 PM
I can't believe you posted a topless woman on our blog. it's Catholic boy spanking time. First, the Card's wife is having a glass of wine so that her swings don't miss. I might have a brandy.
Posted by: Mrs. Peperium | October 01, 2006 at 04:26 PM
Mr. Elk, nice arts!
Posted by: Wg Cdr Sir Basil Seal, KG GCB GBE MC JP | October 01, 2006 at 04:31 PM
I mention spanking and just look at who shows up to get in on it....
Posted by: Mrs. Peperium | October 01, 2006 at 05:13 PM
Alright, who is the sicko googling up Patum Peperium sexual tension?
Posted by: Mrs. Peperium | October 01, 2006 at 06:16 PM
It was not I, but now that you mentioned it, it will be...
Posted by: Wg Cdr Sir Basil Seal, KG GCB GBE MC JP | October 01, 2006 at 06:24 PM
Not to put to fine a point on it, Mrs. P, but aren't you simply egging these lads on? If Mitsy were reading Patum Peperium tonight, I am sure she would be able to make that case with considrable force, while looking over her shoulder for her son.
Posted by: Sgt.Fiendish | October 01, 2006 at 06:29 PM
That's right Sgt. Fiendish, egging us on...Not our fault, what? Good old Misty, boy wouldn't we like to tame her shrew...
Posted by: Wg Cdr Sir Basil Seal, KG GCB GBE MC JP | October 01, 2006 at 06:35 PM
Wg etc.: Now now.
Posted by: Sgt.Fiendish | October 01, 2006 at 06:39 PM
Ok, Ok...By the way Sgt. F, I left a New York question over at the rather lively comments section at Mr. Cusack's blog...You know what I'm talking about, I'm sure...Maybe you can answer it for me...Please forgive me for re-directing traffic Mrs. P...
Posted by: Wg Cdr Sir Basil Seal, KG GCB GBE MC JP | October 01, 2006 at 06:43 PM
Sgt., Mitsy has accused me of much. Thankfully, she has accused Wing Commander of more. If I recall correctly she likes you. It must be your real New Yorker status that appeals to the knickerbocker within her.
Am I egging the lads on? No, I'm merely taking soundings for strategic purposes. Besides someone really was googling up what I said they were googling up.
Posted by: Mrs. Peperium | October 01, 2006 at 07:02 PM
Sgt. Fiendish, a email has come into Patum Peperium from the sicko googler. It turns out it's not a sicko googler but a longtime reader who wanted to post an old, old post here. This reader has asked me if I will do it because, they don't want to be outed as the sicko. The Card's wife called to say she quickly nipped over to her neighbor's for a Yom Kimpur salute -you know what that means - anyhoo in the meantime read what the longtime reader wanted everyone to see:
http://jacksonville.typepad.com/patum_peperium/2005/06/the_whole_ugly_.html
Posted by: Mrs. Peperium | October 01, 2006 at 07:36 PM
Hey, where is Soames? And I don't remember any "cutoffs"...
Posted by: Wg Cdr Sir Basil Seal, KG GCB GBE MC JP | October 01, 2006 at 07:47 PM
Did anyone mention spanking? Not what I like, but Emma here is dressed just for that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcQTQZrcfTw&mode=related&search=
Posted by: John Steed | October 02, 2006 at 03:44 PM
Ah, Corporal Steed, back to Saks...
Posted by: Mrs. Peperium | October 02, 2006 at 04:18 PM