Madame's Nightshirt
Mrs. Peperium
Miss FLG, born January 7th, 2009.
I never know how
closely the gang (that's you, dear readers) follows the ups and downs or ins and outs associated
with Patum Peperium, so you may not have heard the latest happy news. Last week
our heretic (FLG) became a father. FLG managed to get word to the offices of PP
that he and Mrs. FLG were patiently awaiting the stork. This development set off a
tsunami of telegrams from
PP to The Birthing Suite at
Georgetown Hospital for the Aged and Infirm :
No time be hero. Let doctors do everything. This why make big $$$$. Lay off humor until Mrs. FLG drugged. Apple juice
prevents blackouts. Wouldn't look if I you.
Mrs. P
Mrs. P says stork sighted Potomac. Offer wife get anything from home. When there, remember tissue restorer.
Don’t repeat, don't--look.
Mr. P
Love come fellow man / hour need but am extinct. Cheers!
Irish Elk
Look carefully mini
bar. Indulge frequently. Ask receptionist tennis ball as birthing suites same size regulation hand ball courts. Our
OB/GYN one hell player.
Nurse even better.
Old Dominion Tory
Prayers safe delivery health Mrs. FLG little one.
Remember, am certified perform proper baptisms.
Father M.
As lawyer advise drinking --no looking. Leave everything doctors.
Much easier sue afterwards regardless outcome. Here's hoping 7 figures.
Crackie
Birthing suite, eh? Too soon think
about again. Just released from own. Good luck.
Christine
Official end misspent youth in sight. Responsibility.
Worry. Bills. Cheers.
Vivian
Send mother-law handle "birthing". No place man. Done your part, what?
Hang out waiting room watching cricket passing cigars. Then down hall count fingers toes take all
credit. Your Mrs. will thank you. Sure mine will someday.
Sir Basil Seal
All much appreciated. Mrs. FLG especially liked that Sir Basil's was a singing telegram set to the tune of Hello My Baby!
Posted by: Fear and Loathing in Georgetown | January 13, 2009 at 09:45 AM
I'm glad there's now a little more Fear and Loathing in the world.
Posted by: Andrew Cusack | January 14, 2009 at 10:22 AM