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Mrs. Peperium

Miss FLG, born January 7th, 2009.

I never know how closely the gang (that's you, dear readers) follows the ups and downs or ins and outs associated with Patum Peperium, so you may not have heard the latest happy news. Last week our heretic (FLG) became a father. FLG managed to get word to the offices of PP that he and Mrs. FLG were patiently awaiting the stork. This development set off a tsunami of telegrams from PP to The Birthing Suite at Georgetown Hospital for the Aged and Infirm :

No time be hero. Let doctors do everything. This why make big $$$$. Lay off humor until Mrs. FLG drugged. Apple juice prevents blackouts. Wouldn't look if I you.  

Mrs. P 

Mrs. P says stork sighted Potomac. Offer wife get anything from home. When there, remember tissue restorer.  Don’t  repeat, don't--look.

Mr. P

Love come fellow man / hour need but am extinct. Cheers!

Irish Elk

Look carefully mini bar. Indulge frequently. Ask receptionist tennis ball as birthing suites same size regulation hand ball courts. Our OB/GYN one hell player.  Nurse even better.

Old Dominion Tory

Prayers safe delivery health Mrs. FLG little one.  Remember, am certified perform proper baptisms.

Father M.

As lawyer advise drinking --no looking.  Leave everything doctors. Much easier sue afterwards regardless outcome. Here's hoping 7 figures.

Crackie

Birthing suite, eh?  Too soon think about again. Just released from own. Good luck. 

Christine

Official end misspent youth in sight. Responsibility. Worry. Bills. Cheers. 

Vivian

Send mother-law handle "birthing". No place man. Done your part, what? Hang out waiting room watching cricket passing cigars. Then down hall count fingers toes take all credit. Your Mrs. will thank you. Sure mine will someday. 

Sir Basil Seal

Comments

[Fear and Loathing in Georgetown]

All much appreciated. Mrs. FLG especially liked that Sir Basil's was a singing telegram set to the tune of Hello My Baby!

[Andrew Cusack]

I'm glad there's now a little more Fear and Loathing in the world.