Without Reservations
Vivian
It's that time of year again - summer holidays. Time to shut Patum Peperium down and recharge the old lemon. But no lounging on the porch in Maine for Mr. P. Or Mrs. P. Or so I've been told. I've been told to tell you what I've been told because Mrs. P is too busy consulting with brawny relocation professionals and Mr. P is too busy Googling up new watering holes, tobacconists and barbers.
When Patum Peperium returns to the blogosphere, (think "September") the P's shall be residing in their new home. Which I'm told is some 500-600 miles in a generally southwest-ish direction from their current abode. Which should place them within spitting distance of his abode. Not that he would ever think of spitting. His habits are much higher class and therefore, by definition, much worse. Which is why I'm making my own arrangements to pop down there myself.
Hmmmm.....500-600 miles?
A quick check on the map indicates that could get you as far as Memphis.
I've never heard tell that the Peperii were particularly fond of either BBQ or Elvis.
Posted by: Robbo | June 27, 2009 at 01:12 PM
You know, that areas approximately 500-600 miles SSW of your present location are not all that far from my present location. I think a Catholic get together is in order.
Posted by: Jordana | June 29, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Move to Cincinnati! P&G is just about the biggest advertiser out there, and we have some lovely clubs. I'll introduce you to all the right people. Oh and there tons of Romans Catholics about, it's practically the papal states.
I'll also pick out a house for you. I'm thinking in Glendale.
Posted by: NBS | June 30, 2009 at 09:03 PM
Mrs. P,
Correct on all three counts. Carla Bruni was advocating condom usage and she seems intimately familiar with the topic.
Oh, and on another matter, Mrs. P., I am glad you can't see the guinea pigs roasted with little potatoes in their mouths. Other than that and the fact that camelids are also served, the food is pretty good.
Posted by: Father M. | July 06, 2009 at 11:02 PM
Mrs. P,
He may be gay, she may be insane, and Carla Bruni may be a slut... but damn she's hot. That is all.
Being moderately immature,
Adam M. B. Bond
Posted by: Adam M. B. Bond | July 08, 2009 at 04:32 AM
With all the patient of dare,
the heart of Russia was waiting for the person of good english skill,
if we vote once - originally we vote for Windsor residents, taste of humor but not for Monty Python.
Still wait for next Kennedy generation.
Looking back for details,
from Moscow
Posted by: dareboy | July 09, 2009 at 03:56 PM