President Obama versus Charlie Sheen

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Madame's Nightshirt

Mrs. Peperium

 

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A quip from Charlie Sheen during his one man  Torpedo of Truth in Detroit last weekend:

 

 “In a recent poll, they told me I’d bring down that whore Palin. I don’t have time for that nonsense.” 

Thankfully dear readers we do have time for that sort of nonsense. Plenty of time. Let's compare some of the nonsense Obama and Charlie have uttered and see who wins :

 

"We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein Obama got elected as president, suddenly everything is going to be OK."

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"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

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"People of Berlin - people of the world - this is our moment. This is our time."

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"Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them."

 

 

 

“I won.”

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"I'm bi-winning."

 

  

"And as time passes, you start taking it for granted that a guy named Barack Hussein Obama is president of the United States, but we should never take it for granted."

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“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."

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"Well, the big difference here and in ’94 was you’ve got me."

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“I’m tired of pretending I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

 

 

 

"We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek."

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"They're [porn stars] the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on."

 

  

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"Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential."

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“If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!"

 

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“Be careful how you make those statements, gentlemen. The public isn’t buying that. My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks.”

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"There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”

 

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"I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth."

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“I’m not Thomas Jefferson, he was a pussy!”

 

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Comments

[The Ancient]

Mrs P --

You are bi-dangerous.

[Crackie]

Mrs. P,
We are going to put you in charge of pairings at the next Westchester Country Club Wine Dinner.

[George Pal]

Okay, this is too close to call. In deference to Waffles, the POTUS, I propose we decide the ditziest blip on the planet by the same method Waffles uses to make all his difficult decisions – ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.

Most enjoyable.

[Fear and Loathing in Georgetown]

Ok, that might be the funniest post I've ever read here at PP.

[The Maximum Leader]

This is a great post.

[Lenise]

You make me so stinkin' grateful I don't get broadcast TV!! Amazing (and appalling) stuff here!